Me In My Sick Sad Little World

Sierra Melero
nineteen
helpless romantic
Native American Bitch

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

(via philopornist)

dickprintbandit:

bwwmloyalroyalty:

so cute…

I love it!

(via padmila)

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial, via philopornist)

negro-pleaase:

And still the Muslims are the terrorists

(via philopornist)

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

(via philopornist)

People aren’t born good or bad. Maybe they’re born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.

— Cassandra Clare, City of Glass (via kushandwizdom)

(via philopornist)

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

(via philopornist)

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

(Source: best-of-memes, via padmila)

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

(via teach-me-to-sing)

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it the most?

— Mark Twain (via mrsfscottfitzgerald)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via teach-me-to-sing)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via shootingstarsandfadingscars)

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

image

(via lulz-time)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via thefuuuucomics)

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via schech)

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